Welcome!
blessed with a terrible sense of humour.
i adore stupid stuff, lotr, game of thrones, tea, knitting, youtubers, a day to remember, paramore and video games.
welcome to my wonderland.
My Stuffs

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via vvankinq)

airnutted:

this is honestly heart breaking to watch

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

(via heliolisk)

deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

(Source: rnerrychristmas, via heliolisk)

amoying:

im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

(via deltaspheres)

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Anonymous said: why do you hate on mushrooms? did toad kill ur father?

spicy-vagina-tacos:

twitter-official:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

Mushrooms are bland dirty and tasteless just like my anons

please use commas when you insult people thanks

Mu,shro„oms are blan„„,d dirty and, tas„,teless ju,st lik,e my an,o„ns, ,


221cbakerstreet:

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

then you’re gonna cut it into little pieces and EAT IT

cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

(via beyoncesasshole)

precumming:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nuggetimage

(via joshpeck)

growley:

flower crowns are so last week.

everyone knows this is what’s in

image

FLOWER BEARDS

(via expederest)

  • cat: [makes a small friendly noise]
  • me: oh my god. ohhhh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. do it again. oh my god.